I'm going to blame it on my bizarre sleep schedule lately, but I was watching the online introductory video about my retirement plan when the narrator said, "We have ways of making sure you don't outlive your income." All I could picture was that guy from No Country for Old Men showing up at investors' doors when they turn 75 and jabbing them in the neck with that electro-thingie (What is that? I haven't actually seen the movie, or read the book).
And I also can never read any investing material without constantly quoting lines from Dave Chappelle's Wu Tang Financial skit.
Yes, I need to grow up.