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  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryTranslator::getSupportedLanguageCode() should not be called statically in /home/dreamwin/www/pictures/init.inc on line 154.
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  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryUtilities::strToUpper() should not be called statically in /home/dreamwin/www/pictures/modules/core/classes/GalleryTranslator.class on line 418.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryDataCache::put() should not be called statically in /home/dreamwin/www/pictures/modules/core/classes/GalleryEmbed.class on line 103.
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  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryEmbed::isCompatibleWithEmbedApi() should not be called statically in /home/dreamwin/www/pictures/modules/core/classes/GalleryEmbed.class on line 107.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryEmbed::getApiVersion() should not be called statically in /home/dreamwin/www/pictures/modules/core/classes/GalleryEmbed.class on line 61.
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  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryDataCache::containsKey() should not be called statically in /home/dreamwin/www/pictures/modules/core/classes/GalleryEmbed.class on line 128.
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  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryCoreApi::getPluginParameter() should not be called statically in /home/dreamwin/www/pictures/modules/core/classes/GalleryCoreApi.class on line 3078.
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  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryPluginHelper_simple::getParameter() should not be called statically in /home/dreamwin/www/pictures/modules/core/classes/GalleryCoreApi.class on line 302.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryPluginHelper_simple::_fetchAllParameters() should not be called statically in /home/dreamwin/www/pictures/modules/core/classes/helpers/GalleryPluginHelper_simple.class on line 222.
  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryDataCache::containsKey() should not be called statically in /home/dreamwin/www/pictures/modules/core/classes/helpers/GalleryPluginHelper_simple.class on line 281.
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  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryCoreApi::requireOnce() should not be called statically in /home/dreamwin/www/pictures/modules/core/classes/GalleryUser.class on line 21.
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  • strict warning: Declaration of GalleryUser::create() should be compatible with GalleryEntity::create() in /home/dreamwin/www/pictures/modules/core/classes/GalleryUser.class on line 42.
  • strict warning: Declaration of GalleryUser::save() should be compatible with GalleryEntity::save($postEvent = true, $setAclId = NULL) in /home/dreamwin/www/pictures/modules/core/classes/GalleryUser.class on line 42.
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  • strict warning: Non-static method GalleryCoreApi::getMapEntry() should not be called statically in /home/dreamwin/www/www/sites/all/modules/gallery/gallery_user.inc on line 616.

I'm going to blame it on my bizarre sleep schedule lately, but I was watching the online introductory video about my retirement plan when the narrator said, "We have ways of making sure you don't outlive your income." All I could picture was that guy from No Country for Old Men showing up at investors' doors when they turn 75 and jabbing them in the neck with that electro-thingie (What is that? I haven't actually seen the movie, or read the book).
And I also can never read any investing material without constantly quoting lines from Dave Chappelle's Wu Tang Financial skit.
Yes, I need to grow up.